Woman: Would you like to eat something? A muffin?
Guy: Yes. Muffin.
They walk up to the counter.
Woman: I think you should have a brownie. Chocolate brownie.
Guy: Muffin. (Points to a muffin.) This.
Woman: That’s a banana muffin. See this, this is a chocolate muffin.
Woman: That’s not a muffin; that’s an apple pie.
Woman: Apple pie?
They place the order.
Woman: Where do you want to sit? Inside or outside?
Real conversation between woman and five-year old son transcribed at a local café.